So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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