pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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