Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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