Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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