What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
