Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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