You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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