East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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