Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
