Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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