I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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