i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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