he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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