everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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