If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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