Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
pray to the hookup gods
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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