her vagine was all disorganized.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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