She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
bring money and cleavage
she told me i tasted like america
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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