i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
