they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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