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I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Randomize
