They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Pooping to opera.
Randomize