I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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