i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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