Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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