it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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