Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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