we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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