found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize