i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you win again, gameday.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I have fence marks all over my body
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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