i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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