Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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