I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Randomize
