i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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