hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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