OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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