But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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