he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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