1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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