no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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