Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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