Don't you send me to vm
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
