she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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