Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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