Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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