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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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