did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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