how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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