I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Randomize
