That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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