they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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