The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
just found out that she named her cat after me.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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