So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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