Pregnant stripper...not hot.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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